NYC

To the City of New York: Remember me? I’m the girl who contributed so generously to your economy this last weekend. GWB told me that spending money was a good way to fight terrorism in the U.S., and who am I to argue? I’m a patriot. I think my favorite moments were the ones that were quintessentially New York for ...

Painkillers. Again!

Dear Friends, Lately, I’ve been playing pain roulette. Well, OK. Not pain, more soreness. In my muscles, the ones I keep forgetting I have until they hurt. Right now, I have my schedule perfectly planned to ensure that I am suffering in a new and different way every single day. I think it’s particularly ingenious. I work out at the ...

Spare Holes

Dear Jim, I think I love you. In a platonic, services-rendered-for-cash kind of way, that is. Every time I see you, you hurt me. I walk away shaken and sore, but I still want more. You’ve introduced me to parts of my body I didn’t even know the names of until we met. I love the no-nonsense snap of your ...

A Warning

Dear Friends and Associates, Impending doom. That’s what you should sense if you get too close to me today. If I was nice, I’d put up a sign warning you of potential disaster. But I’m not feeling especially nice, either, so I’m far more likely to let you stumble into that trap. You’ve been warned.Jenni P.S. I did not, in ...