The Man

Dear Peter Jennings, There are two girls in Minneapolis whose only goal is to make you happy. plinkotastic: peter jennings mor602: i love him mor602: i fucking LOVE him mor602: physically and emotionally mor602: no he isnt sexier than you mor602: but let me tell you something mor602: i would fry up a piece of fish for peter jennings mor602: ...

Why Else?

To the coworker who demanded to know why I wear all black so often: So I can sneak up and kill you the second the lights go out. Duh. Jenni

Chills

This is a public service announcement for men everywhere. If you consider yourself a Lothario, If you regularly refer to yourself as “the man” (and believe it), If you have deemed yourself a lover of all ladies, You are mistaken. This is doubly true if the object of your attention is half your age, and you are unwilling to acknowledge ...

The Helper

Dear Dumb Samaritan: Thank you for stopping for us last night. You pulled over on the shoulder and climbed out of your Trans Sport, your ridiculously baggy Vikings jersey and knee-length cutoff shorts instantly soaking through in the sheeting rain. You had a flashlight like state troopers carry; you meant business. But we were just stopped for the same reason ...