An Outrage

To the United States Congress: At this point in history, I think we can all agree that the state of Wisconsin is a nuisance. Up until now, we’ve been content to sit by and allow it to stay a quiet, rural, socialist-breeding locale. But I have seen the dark side, and I can no longer remain silent about this insidious ...

Synchronicity

Dear Diary: Look closer, that’s no moustache. What’s the likelihood that within the last 48 hours, that phrase has been the most appropriate response during two entirely different conversations? There’s no doubt in my mind that there is some cosmic significance to this. Jenni

Target Practice

Dear Target Man: For being so vehemently anti-gun, I sure had a good time shooting the hell out of you today. See you next time I have some aggression I need to work out. Like, tomorrow. Jenni

Not Yet.

Dear Diary, If bad things happen in threes, I’m not looking forward to the next few days. In the past week, I’ve had two experiences that brought me a little too close to death for my own comfort. A few nights ago, I was taking a shower, when I suddenly got dizzy. My friends are well-acquainted with my constant problems ...