Target Practice

Dear Target Man: For being so vehemently anti-gun, I sure had a good time shooting the hell out of you today. See you next time I have some aggression I need to work out. Like, tomorrow. Jenni

Not Yet.

Dear Diary, If bad things happen in threes, I’m not looking forward to the next few days. In the past week, I’ve had two experiences that brought me a little too close to death for my own comfort. A few nights ago, I was taking a shower, when I suddenly got dizzy. My friends are well-acquainted with my constant problems ...

Farewell, Margaret

To my neighbor down the street: As I was driving down the block this morning, I noticed some usual activity in the vicinity of your front yard. It wasn’t the huge truck and trailer blocking half the street, the backhoe in your driveway, or even the towering pile of dirt even taller than you. It was the large cement container. ...

The Man

Dear Peter Jennings, There are two girls in Minneapolis whose only goal is to make you happy. plinkotastic: peter jennings mor602: i love him mor602: i fucking LOVE him mor602: physically and emotionally mor602: no he isnt sexier than you mor602: but let me tell you something mor602: i would fry up a piece of fish for peter jennings mor602: ...