Lessons Learned

Dear FutureMe: 7:30am Thurs 9/11/03 Nashville TN900 miles, 1 hour sleep4:30am breakfast at Waffle House in Paducah KY Don’t ever, ever forget this moment. More importantly, don’t ever do it again. Love,Jenni

I am Martha Stewart.

Dear Internet: Occasionally, I do things that have nothing to do with the web. I know, it’s hard to believe. But look! My living room has shelves now! click if you wish for a closer inspection. you do. and those aren’t so much poltergeists as they are a special effect caused by my old camera. Actually, I can’t really take ...

Two and Counting.

Dear Friends: Today, I made my second enemy. It’s a funny feeling, knowing the date and time at which someone began to hate you. And I’m not saying there aren’t plenty of people who dislike me, but there are two in particular who have made their hatred known, and are therefore confirmed enemies. Also, I think it’s indicative that both ...

Three + 1

Dude. No, seriously. I have things to say, and they don’t necessarily go together, but that’s OK. Here, I’ll section them off so you can skip around if you like. ITEM ONE.I have a cold. Or the beginnings of one. I have a proto-cold. I am currently engaged in a steel cage battle-to-the-death with this virus, which Heather very rudely ...