The New Me.

Dear Internet: All these years, I’ve been living a lie. Or not exactly a lie, since it wasn’t deception so much as ignorance. I hope you can forgive me, because it’s time to come clean. My last name isn’t Ripley. I am Jennifer Lynn Eppenberger. It’s doesn’t really have the same ring to it. It sounds so wholesome. I should ...

Casa de Waffle

Dear Waffle House: I tried to deny my love for you, but I can’t any longer. If it’s not love, it’s at least a sick obsession. Which is pretty much the same thing to me, anyway. I had to come to terms with this realization last night while working on my travel journal. I had your website open in three ...

Lessons Learned

Dear FutureMe: 7:30am Thurs 9/11/03 Nashville TN900 miles, 1 hour sleep4:30am breakfast at Waffle House in Paducah KY Don’t ever, ever forget this moment. More importantly, don’t ever do it again. Love,Jenni

I am Martha Stewart.

Dear Internet: Occasionally, I do things that have nothing to do with the web. I know, it’s hard to believe. But look! My living room has shelves now! click if you wish for a closer inspection. you do. and those aren’t so much poltergeists as they are a special effect caused by my old camera. Actually, I can’t really take ...