Dear Internet:
All these years, I’ve been living a lie. Or not exactly a lie, since it wasn’t deception so much as ignorance. I hope you can forgive me, because it’s time to come clean. My last name isn’t Ripley. I am Jennifer Lynn Eppenberger. It’s doesn’t really have the same ring to it. It sounds so wholesome. I should live in Kansas. I should work at the Waffle House. No, I’d have quit my job at the Waffle House the second I got pregnant with the twins. No, triplets. And Randy would be pulling double shifts down at Wal-Mart just to make ends meet. If my dad hadn’t been so dedicatedly persistent with the family history research, maybe I could have continued on as is. But now I can’t, and it’s over. I’m starting my new life today, and between the kids, the hubby, and Jesus, I’ve got no time for this internet nonsense. Goodbye forever.Jenni