Witness.

Hello again. I went for a walk again this evening. It was cold and misty, and there were very few people out, because the smart ones know to stay indoors in the rain. On my way around the lake: I saw a couple arguing, trying to be subtle about being absolutely furious with each other in public. I saw another ...

Swingin’

Dear Friends: If I hate the days where I’m at the mercy of my own hormones, I really hate the days where I’m under the control of hormones that don’t even belong to me. The ones that are currently leaching their way into my body via a plastic patch on my ass. I decided to switch to the Ortho-Evra patch ...

The New Me.

Dear Internet: All these years, I’ve been living a lie. Or not exactly a lie, since it wasn’t deception so much as ignorance. I hope you can forgive me, because it’s time to come clean. My last name isn’t Ripley. I am Jennifer Lynn Eppenberger. It’s doesn’t really have the same ring to it. It sounds so wholesome. I should ...

Casa de Waffle

Dear Waffle House: I tried to deny my love for you, but I can’t any longer. If it’s not love, it’s at least a sick obsession. Which is pretty much the same thing to me, anyway. I had to come to terms with this realization last night while working on my travel journal. I had your website open in three ...