Honk.

You know, It’s probably wrong on some karmic level, but it’s always good to keep in mind that there are people in the world whose lives are much, much worse than your own. It would be bad to derive all your satisfaction solely from schadenfreude, but maybe sometimes it’s OK to revel. Occasionally, it’s exactly the kind of cheering-up you ...

Horrorscope

Dear Yahoo Astrologer: You are almost always dead-on about me, and for that, I love you. So this evening after I’m done at the Y, I’m going to go ahead and take your sage advice, and go to very unusual lengths to satisfy my burning curiosity. Hopefully nobody gets arrested. Your mind is usually quick, agile and hungry for information, ...

Too Dumb to be Evil

To Eric at Bally’s: I kind of expected this last night walking into your gym, but I was hoping to be proven wrong. I had faith, and you let me down. I came in to begin my trial membership, since I can’t work out during the day for a while, and it’s going to be too cold to go outside ...

Hot/Not

A List. What’s Hot:Woodshop.Woodshop.Woodshop!  - New safety glasses  - Girls with power tools! What’s Not:Discovering that I work half a mile away from the Ramsey County Correctional Facility! Bye now.Jenni