SERIOUSLY GUYS I’M AWESOME AT SPORTS

It’s sunny and almost 80 degrees outside! I am dying of being indoors! Also, there’s a pile of wet gum on my desk. I’ll get to that in a minute. On Monday night, we fixed the bed. This was a more complicated process than it sounds, because it involved a bunch of metal screws and perhaps even some superglue. We ...

stadium cups

Everyone is in a fantastically excellent mood for a very dreary Monday, dudes. Or maybe I’m just projecting? You know what I’m too sleepy to do? Write about my insanely awesome weekend. Since I provided many photos, though, I’m going to steal freely from los muchachos mios: here are Wendy’s and Matt’s synopses, both more eloquent than mine would be ...

the brain is the only organ that hates crime!

HEY GUYS IT’S NO-PANTS FRIDAY. I’m unfortunately 100% pantsed at the moment, but that could change at any time. On Wednesday, thanks to Boobylicious Trivia II, I reached the halfway point in my fundraising. I’d obviously like to aim higher than $3,000, but I think I’ll try to get there first! After work, I went to the eye doctor. I ...

our friends will be drinking all the beer

HOORAY! Boobylicious Trivia II was excellent, even better than expected. We raised over $1,000 for the team, and gave away a ton of great raffle prizes. I can’t say enough good things about our experience with Hooters, either, which came as somewhat of a surprise. They were great to us the whole way through, and I hear we may have ...