Happy REO Day!! I am here to say goodbye again, dudes. I think my new blogplan is to just post to tell you every time I’m about to go out of town. Tuesday was my 8-month anniversary with Matt, so we had dinner at the scene of our first date, Grumpy’s. We had the same awesome server and played the ...
Hola, compadres. I have two minutes to tell you some things and then I have to get back to working on other things. So the weekend-activities, I will paste them from other locations, ta-da: saw Transformers at the drive-in (people who didn’t like it, did you not grow up with the cartoon??) went canoeing on Lake Calhoun (best way to ...
Dear hipsters, let’s talk. First of all, the thing with PBR is that it sucks ass. It always has. And while people may have thought you were ironically cool for drinking it for 5 years ago, now you just look like your bar budget was five bucks: two shitty beers and a tip, and not even a buzz to show ...
Dudes, I discovered last night while unpacking that I have an impressively substantial collection of Mardi Gras beads, acquired at festivals and sporting events across this great land. I’m going to have my own float in the parade next year. Also, I just noticed that I paid my car payment twice last month. I transferred the money to the loan, ...