DUDES HEY Here’s the thing. I got sick Friday, and decided I needed to fix it by the time we left town tonight. So I did a LOT of penance, staying in for three nights in a row. I’m pretty sure that’s a new personal record, and I’m worried I have contracted hermit. The Sickness, it should recognize this achievement, ...
I’m all about public services. At least three times a week, someone tries to run me over on my way to or from work. While I understand that these reckless drivers are trying to run everyone over, not just me, it’s still hard to not take it personally. I like me the way I am, which is to say: alive. ...
Holy crap, I have a website? Hey, I have been too busy with Things to update, and I would have to say that’s a very good thing. For me, if not for your killing-time-at-work pleasure. Matt did a mas excellente job of recapping the weekend, but if you’re too lazy to click, I will bullet it for you: Boat cruise ...
O Internet! To you I say Hey. If you have tattoos in prominent places, you know that people without tattoos will constantly ask you the same two questions: Did that hurt?This is kind of a dumb question, but you assume that what they’re really asking about is the degree of pain involved. As in, did that hurt more than an ...