My hair deserves a certificate of achievement today. DUDES HERE’S THE DEAL: I had PMS yesterday. I slammed my thumb in my desk drawer and almost started crying, and that almost-crying continued for three hours thereafter. In the interim, I renovated my closet. It began as packing; I discovered I have probably 47 pairs of capris and an equal number ...
Briefly considered and rejected:Taking a nap on the bathroom floor. I’m not sure how often they mop in there. Still under consideration:Taking a nap after work, despite the risk that Chloe will sneeze on my face. Scribbled on a crumpled slip of paper in my purse:“I’m just looking at my foot.”– from a girl we stopped to help after leaving ...
Yesterday morning, I woke up with Pour Some Sugar On Me in my head. I will probably never be the same. So, one very important thing that I forgot to mention yesterday is that I have an empty drawer. This is very very big news in my house. My organizing and donation-pile-building has yielded one completely barren drawer, and I’ve ...
Dudes, I have a lease now! I did at one point in the past as well, over two years ago when I moved into this apartment. I could only commit for six months, because I wasn’t sure what my plans were. I also didn’t realize how awesome my apartment would be. So my lease expired and I just kept paying ...