insured.

Every six months, I get an envelope in the mail from Unum Life Insurance Company of America. It requests $24 for continuation of coverage. I know I signed up for this policy at some point in my life, I just have no earthly clue what it’s for. I could dig through my file cabinet and solve this mystery, but I ...

beer + boobs = win!

I am nerdy. I waited til today to go to the post office to get new stamps (now with more cents!) so I could get the exciting triangular ones. Not only am I novelty’s biggest fan, but it reminds me of my stamp collection when I was a little kid. Those triangular stamps, they were FASCINATING. I mean, they were ...

WHAT I’M SITTING BY THE FAN I CAN’T HEAR YOU

OH MAN. GUYS! I’M EXCITED. I just booked plane tickets for our cruise. This makes it totally official. No, I haven’t booked the cruise yet, shut up. It’s in January. However, I used frequent flyer miles for the plane tickets, and that made them free$20. SCORE. The cruise happens exactly a year from the day a bunch of us went ...

TIME is BRAIN

Dudes, Wendy is going to shave her head if she hits her fundraising goal for the 3Day. Please help her get there, because it will be the greatest thing of all time. Last night, I made manymany truffles for an Etsy order, and then we did some experimenting that resulted in liquor-filled variations, including Grand Marnier and Goldschlager (I fear ...