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Dear Minneapolis, I love you and hate that you hurt. Thanks to everybody for checking in tonight. We’re OK. Jenni

Dear Foot-Fetishists of the Internet: KNOCK IT OFF. I have a lot of photos of my feet. 52 of them, to be exact. Before you go callin’ me a freak for that, you should know that that’s only .01% of the 4,766 photos I have on Flickr. I usually take pictures of my feet either because I’m wearing awesome shoes, ...

Update: the ratio of stuff going on to time to tell you about it is currently 40:1. ThursdayWe made a spectacular return to Keegan’s pub quiz (as the Ninja Warrior All-Stars) and won us free drinks and more entries to the vacation drawing we never actually attend. We’ve probably won trips to Boston twice by now! FridayI got my new ...

You know it’s been a good night when you wake up the next morning and the living room looks like it was hit by a clothes tornado. So, dudes, I do not have orange hair, and that is why you could not find me the other day. Mahogany managed to fit in the dyeing, and it was a spectacular team ...