Dear Foot-Fetishists of the Internet:
KNOCK IT OFF. I have a lot of photos of my feet. 52 of them, to be exact. Before you go callin’ me a freak for that, you should know that that’s only .01% of the 4,766 photos I have on Flickr. I usually take pictures of my feet either because I’m wearing awesome shoes, or because I was there. I have them on a volcanic beach in Hawaii, in Denali, on the Rio Grande, snorkeling in St Thomas, at the party cabin, on the 3day last year, in a hammock in the Bahamas, inside a New Mexico cave dwelling, hiking in Interstate, on a cruise ship, at Bonnaroo, in Lake Calhoun, even inside a log. Every time I upload a photo of my feet, you add it to your favorites and leave a creepy comment. I delete it and block you; this takes it off your list and keeps you from commenting on my pictures. I’ve done this countless times, which means I’ve built up a pretty substantial list of blocked foot fetishists on Flickr. If I had time, I could probably figure out a way to make some money with that. Someone once told me it wasn’t nice to take them away like that, but I figure I’m not going to let you come fondle my feet for less than ten thousand bucks and a can of Lysol, so why give you photos? There are 150,000 others to choose from, anyway.Ok, I just gave myself chills. Ew.
Jenni