I’m glad I have a job where I can completely forget what I do the second I leave every day, or I’d probably be crabby right now. My dev server died in the middle of a service pack install, and I’ve been sitting in the server room for most of today reinstalling Windows and trying to recover everything. It’s damn ...
I did an adapted version of the Walk of Shame into work today, wearing the same clothes I had on yesterday. There was no actual shame, just the fact that I forgot my bag in the car last night and was too damn cold to go out there and get it from the parking lot this morning. Nothing screams CLASSY ...
Today I played the words ‘dildo’ and ‘halibut’ in Scrabble. I’m actually more proud of the latter, because halibut is one of those things that’s never not funny, much like responding to questions with “your mom”. Not only is a halibut gigantic, he also has two bulgy eyes on one side of his head. He wasn’t even born that way; ...
I have returned to work not entirely willingly from the Best Weekend Ever, part 3409! Friday night, we had the Bum Wine Tasting. The concept was based on the fact we’re nowhere near pretentious enough for a wine tasting, but bum wines are just funny. As were the food pairings; we had things like fried Spam served in a tin ...