It may not be right to shove three extra bucks in the pop machine just to get quarters for laundry, but it sure feels right. I need my Gophers-themed clothing to be clean by tomorrow. I was going to recap this whole weekend, but it seems like an insurmountable task right now. Basically, we went out a ton for Wendy‘s ...
Jay-Z does have a lot of problems, but not as many as he thinks. 1) he’s got the rap patrol on the gat patrol 2) he’s got foes that wanna make sure hi casket’s closed 3) rap critics say he’s “Money Cash Hos” 4) he’s from the hood 5) he grew up with holes in his zapatos 6) critics can ...
DUDES, THERE ARE DEMONS IN MY HEAD. My sinuses, specifically. I’m not sure what’s up, but what I do know is that the neti pot is the greatest thing in medical history (does that count as hippie medicine?), and that I’m pretty sure I don’t have a cold. Just demons that make me cough and fill up entire landfills with ...
I HAVE A WII INJURY from Matt smacking me with a baseball bat the Wii remote while playing baseball. And I was just laughing about the people at SXSW being huge nerds. His parents have been in town since Sunday, and we’ve had an awesome time. They took us out to Palomino on Sunday night to celebrate birthdays (Judy’s and ...