GRAPHS = PORN

OH MAN, I’M TIRED. It’s been raining for two days, and I feel like I’ve been napping for a good portion of that. Also, the thing I was only beginning to realize last time we spoke is that I had contracted another sinus infection. One rushed trip to Walgreens and another pack of robotic antibiotics later, I’m almost better. I ...

vamos!

That right there was one of my favorite nights ever. We went to the Swarm game Saturday night because it was the last one we’d be able to see this season. After the game, they invited everyone to the roof of the Xcel Center parking lot to watch the Wild-Avalance game #6 in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. We brought camp ...

STAB

Oh, holy crap. I have a website I keep forgetting to update. Here’s the thing. My back is not awesome. It’s slowly improving, and by slowly, I mean on a geologic-time scale. It’s possible I’m exaggerating, but that’s how it feels. It’s frustrating, and causing other parts of my back to hurt. When I’m not taking ibuprofin, I’ve been doing ...

the reason i may not have heard about the free beads at the swarm game

Dear Melo, Please tell me you weren’t drinking Melotinis when you got a DUI yesterday. We’d feel bad. So, it’s been about 7 weeks since last I posted, or at least that’s how it seems. You know what that means? BULLETS! We got to meet Suzi, saw our last Wolves game of the season from extremely awesome lower-level seats, and ...