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To the Medical Establishment: I have noticed yet another disturbing trend, which I am less than pleased about, as it: affects me, is unjustified, and pisses me off. Let me tell you about it. With a mere three weeks to go until my brand-spankin’-new medical coverage kicks in, thanks to Heather’s regular employment and the city of Minneapolis’ still fairly-liberal ...

Dear Coffee Perv: Silas pointed you out the other night as the guy who always comes in and looks at porn in the coffeeshop. At first, I thought he meant that you brought a laptop and sat at a table, taking advantage of the free wireless connection. But no, you actually sit at one of the two computers that they ...

To greenplastic.com: I was looking up the lyrics to the current greatest! song! ever!, which I’m so obsessed with I’m considering making it its own playlist so I can listen to it over and over. And I don’t mean just putting the track on a list and playing it on repeat; I’m talking having it on there 30 or 40 ...

To you, and you. I am perhaps freaking out just a little bit that it’s taken me until Tuesday night to write these things down, the things I need to get out of my head by typing them. If you do this web thing, you know exactly what I mean. This is the first hour I’ve had to sit down ...