i got ‘touchy’ feely too.

Ok, so. I woke up with a headache this morning. I went to work. Jane tried to convince me to dress up and go to the Renaissance Festival with her. She showed me the outfits she had picked out for me. I threw up. I came home. Chloe looked on in horror as I took the last of her treats ...

audio or video?

Howdy. Yesterday morning, Jane walked in and told me Chico had a flat tire. After much cursing from my side of the room, we took him to the gas station to fill up the tire (it wasn’t on the rim yet, which is strange because usually I blow-out in style), then over to Tires Plus. At that point, I decided ...

but i’m not going to orlando.

We meet again! Since my market research survey the other day, I’ve been pondering. Because I don’t watch TV or read the news, my exposure to advertising is extremely limited. I read the occasional magazine and Citypages, listen to local radio when my iPod battery dies, and am sometimes early enough to a movie to see that annoying shit they ...

you put the ace up my sleeve.

Ohmygod. Mr L reminded me today that Citypages once called me ‘the extremely prolific Jenni Ripley’. Since this evening’s plans were bumped to tomorrow night, I managed to get some writing done. Consider this my return to prolific, for I have posted twice in one day. Yessss. Here is my Hawaii travel journal! It took me a hell of a ...