I’M A MAGNET FOR CRAZY FUCKERS.

Whoa! I’m totally updating twice in one day. (That’s to cover up for being such a shitty emailer. Sorrysorry. I’ll do my best tomorrow, I swear.) Arabic class was awesome. It was intense. It taxed my feeble brain, which lately gets caught up only in loops of badass t-sql and plane-ticket-searching and these very words. It likes new tricks, too. ...

seven samurai!!

Hi there! Do you ever get that thing where you see something and you know you have to do it? Like it’s right there for you, and it’s perfect, and you might never get the opportunity again? I just realized this is a) going to make less and less sense the more I talk about it, and b) make me ...

still not ok with sleepovers

And a very good holiday-weekend morning to you all. Dudes, I’ve had my apartment for almost a year now! As you may know, I LOVE MY APARTMENT. It’s perfect in every way except for the hot/cold water balance that results in the occasional scalding, but I can deal. Sometimes, though, my responsible-voice pipes up, something about home ownership being the ...

ramblin

It’s time for the Wednesday spectacular! Now with supersexy-asterisk-bullets! * A sure sign of the nature of last weekend is the fact that I totally forgot to tell you the story of Wendy not getting arrested. So, we were both illegally parked near Luce, as usual, in the no-parking-after-10pm spots. I was also in the short-term-meter, no-parking-ever,-really spot I always ...