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Mother of God, I have forgotten to show you my most fabulous souvenirs! Here we have:paul frank PIRATE SHIP tshirtpaul frank AMPS tshirtthe sexiest bag EVER.Four people told me today that was the most perfect bag for me. Four people could not possibly be wrong. Tonight I went to this 2-hour survey thing in Edina, during which they asked me ...

So here’s the Vegas stuff I have decided to tell you about! The rest you will have to imagine with your twisted little minds, amigos mios. It’s not that I didn’t lose the money I gambled, but I took a really really long time doing so on video poker. I make up in luck what I absolutely lack in card-counting ...

“What’s one mean?” asked the man with the mannequin head in a plastic grocery bag on the seat next to him. I unpretzeled myself in my chair, relieved to know that for the last five minutes he’d been contemplating my arm and not my crotch. I laughed too long. “That’s how many people I’m responsible for,” I finally answered. He ...

Hi! Ok, I swore I’d be done with that travel journal before I left for Las Vegas, and I tried! I’m about half-done with the writing. There are three problems: 1) the wordiness, of course, even though it’s much less than usual, 2) the fact I was only at home for 6 non-sleeping hours this week and the catbox wasn’t ...