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As Claudia says: Hey ho! (To which you respond, “Are you calling me a ho?”) Sooo, the best weekend ever. Again. Friday night, Cindi, Matt, Wendy, Stephanie and I convened at Grumpy’s for pregame entertainment and to meet Cindi’s cousin Josh and his wife from Fargo. They were extremely awesome, and this made their Sioux-fandom partially forgivable. We caravaned over ...

GUYS I AM BACK AGAIN ALREADY BECAUSE I AM TOO EXCITED TO FOCUS ON ANYTHING So, last night was my first broomball game ever. I am not very good at broomball yet, and I discovered it’s hard to remember all the rules when you’re out there running around. Especially offsides, dammit, which is funny because that’s the one I notice ...

Reason #568 my friends rule: me: know what’s awesome?wendy: everything? I used to feel bad for perpetually unhappy people, but having spent much time amongst a very positive, upbeat crowd (people who suffer the same setbacks and problems as everyone else on earth, just deal with them differently), I now just find dissatisfaction frustrating. That’s because having the best life ...

Dear Humanity, I would very much like to rejoin you now. Remember last week, when I said I had emphysema? It was actually the plague. My lungs got worse, and Thursday I woke up with a sharp stabbing in the side of my head, so I knew it was time to visit the doctor. I think the ear infection is ...