Those of you not from these parts are probably unfamiliar with skyways. I shall attempt to explain. Picture yourself in a mall. Not just any mall, but a mall that’s 90% food court. A mostly-food-court mall that’s not spacious, but more of a tunnel lined with shops and mysterious doorways. A mostly-food-court narrow-tube mall that spans eighty blocks, from which ...
OH SWEET JESUS IT’S BEEN YEARS SINCE I POSTED. YEARS. So! Last Thursday at broomball. I had a kind of sore/limping thing going on with my hip earlier in the week, which may or may not have been sex-related, depending on whether the reader is my mom or not. I was fine playing defense for a good 45 seconds or ...
Hey! I am making up for my dearth of posting lately! First of all, I would like to ask you kindly to please consider ordering yourself or your loved ones (or that girl you’ve been stalking at work, I don’t mind) some valentine’s truffles. Why? Not just because they’re awesome, handmade and personally delivered (as long as you’re nearby, otherwise ...
I have only one thing to say to you guys today. MEET MY SQUID. Now, go read about why I made him. Based on some comments about him today, I’m considering selling more of him as a fundraiser, as either a custom-made cozy, stuffed toy, or cat toy. Are you down? Because I am. He’s the cutest squid ever. Well, ...