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Dear Friends: Danger! Danger!1 I’m wordy today. I didn’t feel like typing much this weekend, and now I’m going to make up for that. I won’t bore you with the weekend play-by-play, because that’s Alex’s job, and it features phrases like “epithelial cells”, which I can’t even spell (I pasted), much less comprehend. I hear it will also feature unflattering ...

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to you. unlacing my shoesand curling my feetup under my thighsso i can occupythe least bit of spacein this silent office,in the very same wayi can wrap myselfinto the tiniest bitof airless spacethat makes up the possibilityof us, buti would never ask you‘true or false’;i don’t seekdefinition, whenthere is comfortin the way that‘probably’ mitigates ‘never’ j.

Dirty dirty.

Note to Self: You know you’ve spent too much time on the internet when you overhear the following and have to stop and gawk for a minute before you realize it’s not what you think: “I just got the most incredible facial!” Dirty.Jenni

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Howdy. You’d think between the 16-oz depth charge1 and the southern punk rock2 I’d be awake this morning, but I’m not. The thing about contracting is that it forces you to assign a dollar value to your time. It’s an interesting experiment, really. With a regular job, you can weigh your options when taking time off; use vacation time, call ...