the reason i may not have heard about the free beads at the swarm game

Dear Melo, Please tell me you weren’t drinking Melotinis when you got a DUI yesterday. We’d feel bad. So, it’s been about 7 weeks since last I posted, or at least that’s how it seems. You know what that means? BULLETS! We got to meet Suzi, saw our last Wolves game of the season from extremely awesome lower-level seats, and ...

trash bags, son.

I paid my state taxes today. I only owed $48, but there was no way I was volunteering that money early. I had to use approximately 47 forever stamps (well, 3), because this is everything you have to send them: Form M1, Minnesota Individual Income Tax Form M1W, Minnesota Income Tax Withheld (don’t they get a copy of my W2??) ...

that’s hardly 99, jigga.

Jay-Z does have a lot of problems, but not as many as he thinks. 1) he’s got the rap patrol on the gat patrol 2) he’s got foes that wanna make sure hi casket’s closed 3) rap critics say he’s “Money Cash Hos” 4) he’s from the hood 5) he grew up with holes in his zapatos 6) critics can ...

there’s no doubt we’ll come out hard in the third pariod.

HOORAY FOR FRIDAY. AND HOCKEY. Dudes, there is seriously a lot of hockey going on this weekend. It’s like the Twin Cities version of Mardi Gras, but it’s too cold to flash your tits. We’re going to the Gophers game tonight, and have been paying as much attention as possible to the high school hockey tournament. I’m hoping it comes ...