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Hombres, I get my validation via eBay user feedback1. Tonight, we were at Luce, because, well, you know2. We found ourselves surrounded, virtually boxed-in by freaks. In the back, situated in such a way that you had to scramble over them to reach the bathroom, was a white-guy convention. In the booths on the right, people with feathered hair and ...

Dear Friends, I’m a little disappointed with my brain lately. Take two recent dreams: In one, I have to traverse the desert. I can’t ride my bike in the sand, so I’m forced to abandon it. On the way, I lose everything I’m carrying. I’m completely traumatized by the loss of my cellphone. Last night, I dreamt I was watching ...

Dear Friends, This year, I’m declaring moral bankruptcy. I’ve been living the life for years, but I think it’s time to finally file the paperwork and raise my right hand. Be on the books, so to speak. It’s the right thing to do. If you have the opportunity to see Donnie Darko on a very large screen, you must do ...

Dude. This is not Minnesota in January. We should be out burrowing tunnels from the front door of our homes to our buried vehicles instead of laying on the beach in bikinis right now. Something is very wrong. OK, I lied about the bikinis, but still. There’s sun and green grass and superfat squirrels, because they haven’t had to starve ...