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Um. Why didn’t anybody tell me about this?? If you have a website, this could be your new pornography. Apparently, I manage to reach almost 10 out of every 1,000,000 internet users every single month. A whole buncha sites link to me, for some reason. I have no popups (which is a lie, since 404lab has a couple). People who ...

Hombres: How many times in my life am I gonna get to do this? bling! Also, if I have any say in your financial futures, and I think that I should, then please take my advice and do not ever, ever get an account with US Bank. I took the liberty of redesigning their logo to something more fitting: Credit ...

Notes from the Mall, Volume 3. Heather and I went to the mall yesterday. More importantly, we made it out alive. Wait, there’s more! 1. We walked into the middle of a national cheerleading competition in the rotunda. This was really a great scene, although not quite as great as the breakdancing showdown we saw several months ago. Imagine finding ...

Me again. Yesterday afternoon, I had my first professional massage ever. It was a xmas present from Heather1, who knows better than anyone in the universe that I need to maybe relax a little. So I went to Juut, got nekkid, and by the time I was laying facedown on that really warm bed with the calming music and good ...