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My relaxing day off today, in a nutshell the size of Manhattan. Early this morning, I went to Wedge, because Whole Foods wasn’t open yet. I’m not ready to accept that the rest of the world doesn’t necessarily run on my 24-hour schedule. I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. I can think of only one other person ...

Dear Friends: Tomorrow is all about me1! I’m taking the day off work because I have some appointments, including my yearly physical and a massage. My goal is to try to chill the fuck out for a while. I’m going to eat only superhealthy food and work on projects I enjoy and go to the gym (you may say this ...

Hello there. A few random notes for this evening, before I retire. – I have a used tube of CLUBMAN moustache wax on my table. Does that turn you on? – I sanded so much tonight I can barely feel my right hand. I tried it with the left, but the sander tended to spring away from me and skitter ...

Dear Friends, I win, you win. Or something. Alex manipulated me into creating an RSS feed for this very website, so that he wouldn’t have to go to the trouble of opening a browser window and clicking a bookmark. He wants my deeply absorbing observations delivered to him right this very moment, and he won’t accept anything less. He got ...