In the porn industry

Dear Friends: I’m writing twice in a day! This is unheard-of. So, I just got back from the gym, which I owned, because nobody else works out around 5pm on a Saturday. When I logged into the machine, it congratulated me on having reached a fitness milestone: I have lifted over half a million pounds since I joined in October. ...

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Dear Friends: Today I accomplished almost everything I set out to do, and that’s fine considering I was perhaps overly-ambitious. Just this once, I won’t beat myself up, if only because I’m too tired to do it anyway. I woke up and was ridiculously crabby, even though it wasn’t on my to-do list at all. Not only had I slept ...

I’d be happy to tell you myself.

Oh, updates and such. Hi! So here’s my room now. I have to wash the walls and paint, but first I must choose paint. And before that, I have to figure out my lumber needs for my adirondack chairs from the cut list that came with those fancy-pants plans Scotty found me. But every time I even start to think ...

That time I didn’t get murdered at all. Not a bit.

Hello there. So, my evening wraps up like this: I’m tiptoeing through the house with my cell in one hand and the biggest knife we own in the other. Just then, the police show up! And they’re not even hot! Good night.Jenni Oh, you want to hear the rest? Ok, then. So Bertine and I went out a-walkin’ tonight, around ...