Dear Friends:
Tomorrow is all about me1! I’m taking the day off work because I have some appointments, including my yearly physical and a massage. My goal is to try to chill the fuck out for a while. I’m going to eat only superhealthy food and work on projects I enjoy and go to the gym (you may say this doesn’t qualify as relaxing, but it does to me) and hang out. If I’m unsuccessful tomorrow, I’m going to consider either electroshock or heavy drug abuse to try to kill the part of my brain that tells me that high productivity and enjoying downtime do not have to be mutually exclusive. I’ll let you know how that goes. Until then…Jenni
1You may ask how that differs from any other day, and I will roll my eyes and tell you to shut the hell up and everything will be fine.
This is the first time I’ve used footnotes in my new RSS feed, BTW. I fear for the result, so let’s see how this goes. I cannot live without footnotes. It’s unpossible.