this is the nerdiest thing i will ever write. 1

So, you know how i’m a developer and my days are consumed with writing stored procedures and reworking websites? Yeah, that’s exactly why roll-my-own sites lost their charm a long time ago. I finally migrated the entire contents of chocolate mussolini over to WordPress (which seriously could not have been easier), and this is where I’m staying. I learned to ...

there’s gonna be a plaxident.

GUYS I’ve been around! I’m just super-busy at work all the time. And though we do now have internet at home, which comes to us over the magic of signals from the sky*, I don’t really type there. I have more important things to do, like hanging out in my awesome house. And falling asleep on Matt’s lap. And, really, ...

but mostly not the lamp.

That was our dinner last night. And lunch today. And probably lunch tomorrow, too. Thanks, Chinese cooking class! Holy crap, that was all so amazingly good. Tomorrow, as you may have heard, is Thanksgiving. Matt’s parents should arrive in the early afternoon, and we’re all going out to my parents’ for dinner. I’m baking pumpkin scones and that apple brandy ...

one month! one whole month in our house already!

SLUTCAKES! One day long ago, I decided that our future bar needed a bakery case featuring cupcakes made to taste like shots. Slutcakes were the obvious choice. They’re delicious, and also the name makes a pretty good insult. In case you didn’t know, the shot in reference here is the Redheaded Slut. Cupcakes:1 box red velvet cake mix (I used ...