Dear Peter Jennings,
There are two girls in Minneapolis whose only goal is to make you happy.
plinkotastic: peter jennings
mor602: i love him
mor602: i fucking LOVE him
mor602: physically and emotionally
mor602: no he isnt sexier than you
mor602: but let me tell you something
mor602: i would fry up a piece of fish for peter jennings
mor602: i would harvest a crop for peter jennings
plinkotastic: i would hover in the no-fly zone for peter jennings
mor602: i would run a large scale cigar import company
plinkotastic: i would betray your confidence for peter jennings
mor602: i would create a whole product line on and about convention booth needs
plinkotastic: i would pay the impound fees for peter jennings’ car
mor602: i would relandscape his curbside area
plinkotastic: i would bring him hot tea with honey and a cold compress when he was feeling a little under the weather
mor602: i would iron his speedo with starch
plinkotastic: i would drive my car 6 miles under the speed limit for him
mor602: i would feed his horse
plinkotastic: i would paint him up like old glory and watch him flutter in the breeze
mor602: i’d fill his pellet dispenser and open the gates to his pen
plinkotastic: i would steam-clean his ego and hang it up to dry naturally
mor602: i’d wind his watch
plinkotastic: i would dress him up in spangles and parade him around town
mor602: i’d buy him a pony
plinkotastic: i’d blow chef boyardee while he watched
mor602: i’d throw a discus at the skulls of his enemies
plinkotastic: i’d write his name on an old gum wrapper and float it down the sewer drain
mor602: i’d pull up my pants extra high for him
plinkotastic: i’d snap his suspenders but good
mor602: i’d change his filters
plinkotastic: i’d instruct him in the intricacies of deli meats
mor602: i’d fill his mouth with the souls of a million angels
plinkotastic: i’d lighten his load
mor602: i’d shave his corns
plinkotastic: i’d get drunk on his words and vomit on his pant leg
mor602: i’d drain his toilet and refill it with fruit punch
plinkotastic: i’d identify his remains using only his dental records
mor602: i’d bread him and fry him up
plinkotastic: i’d adopt him and move to arkansas to get married
mor602: i love him
mor602: i fucking LOVE him
mor602: physically and emotionally
mor602: no he isnt sexier than you
mor602: but let me tell you something
mor602: i would fry up a piece of fish for peter jennings
mor602: i would harvest a crop for peter jennings
plinkotastic: i would hover in the no-fly zone for peter jennings
mor602: i would run a large scale cigar import company
plinkotastic: i would betray your confidence for peter jennings
mor602: i would create a whole product line on and about convention booth needs
plinkotastic: i would pay the impound fees for peter jennings’ car
mor602: i would relandscape his curbside area
plinkotastic: i would bring him hot tea with honey and a cold compress when he was feeling a little under the weather
mor602: i would iron his speedo with starch
plinkotastic: i would drive my car 6 miles under the speed limit for him
mor602: i would feed his horse
plinkotastic: i would paint him up like old glory and watch him flutter in the breeze
mor602: i’d fill his pellet dispenser and open the gates to his pen
plinkotastic: i would steam-clean his ego and hang it up to dry naturally
mor602: i’d wind his watch
plinkotastic: i would dress him up in spangles and parade him around town
mor602: i’d buy him a pony
plinkotastic: i’d blow chef boyardee while he watched
mor602: i’d throw a discus at the skulls of his enemies
plinkotastic: i’d write his name on an old gum wrapper and float it down the sewer drain
mor602: i’d pull up my pants extra high for him
plinkotastic: i’d snap his suspenders but good
mor602: i’d change his filters
plinkotastic: i’d instruct him in the intricacies of deli meats
mor602: i’d fill his mouth with the souls of a million angels
plinkotastic: i’d lighten his load
mor602: i’d shave his corns
plinkotastic: i’d get drunk on his words and vomit on his pant leg
mor602: i’d drain his toilet and refill it with fruit punch
plinkotastic: i’d identify his remains using only his dental records
mor602: i’d bread him and fry him up
plinkotastic: i’d adopt him and move to arkansas to get married
Longingly,
Jenni