I’m three cups of coffee and one bottle of Diet Pepsi into this fine Monday, and my eyeballs are starting to twitch. I am, however, awake. Last Thursday, which feels like three weeks ago already, Matt and I took a walk up to the Tangletown water tower to visit the guardians of health and lounge in the sun. It’s very ...

Dear Google, I cannot lie; I really like when you give me money. I do not like when I forget about this source of income on my taxes, but I understand these things balance out. I’m going to donate you to the 3day, dear Google. I think this is the right thing to do. Last night, Matt and I bought ...

Every six months, I get an envelope in the mail from Unum Life Insurance Company of America. It requests $24 for continuation of coverage. I know I signed up for this policy at some point in my life, I just have no earthly clue what it’s for. I could dig through my file cabinet and solve this mystery, but I ...

I am nerdy. I waited til today to go to the post office to get new stamps (now with more cents!) so I could get the exciting triangular ones. Not only am I novelty’s biggest fan, but it reminds me of my stamp collection when I was a little kid. Those triangular stamps, they were FASCINATING. I mean, they were ...