Dear Google,
I cannot lie; I really like when you give me money. I do not like when I forget about this source of income on my taxes, but I understand these things balance out. I’m going to donate you to the 3day, dear Google. I think this is the right thing to do. Last night, Matt and I bought everything SuperTarget had to sell us, and I am really not joking about that. We got clearance Oldschool BBQ SnackProducts, a drink-based item called ‘passionate kiss’ for Wendy, a cowboy hat for North Dakota (to replace the one a baby stole in Wisconsin), short loungin’ pants for summer (sorry, puffins), and a picnic blanket like the one I’ve been wanting from REI, only for about an eighth of the price, in addition to 80 things I can’t remember. This was probably the most productive shopping trip ever. We went to Trader Joe’s, and on the way back encountered a bulldozed and redirected Lake Street, round about Bryant. We saw people all over the place, hauling bricks to their vehicles. They had dug all the way down below the original cobblestones, and even uprooted the old streetcar tracks. Excitedly, we parked and went to claim our own piece of Minneapolis history. Matt made an extremely awesome and quick dinner, and I was dozing on his lap by 10:30. This explains why I am VERY VERY AWAKE today. Over the lunchhour, I ran to the government center to renew my license. It was the quickest trip ever; I only had to wait about five minutes, and the employees were not only efficient, but nonrobotically friendly. On the way back, I passed some dudes hauling evidence bags out of the Hennepin County crime lab van. AWESOME. This afternoon, I have submitted my request to book our cruise. Oh hell yes. I am very posty lately, dudes! Did you notice? Also, please to be having yourselves an extremely happy pre-weekend.Jenni