To my neighbor down the street: As I was driving down the block this morning, I noticed some usual activity in the vicinity of your front yard. It wasn’t the huge truck and trailer blocking half the street, the backhoe in your driveway, or even the towering pile of dirt even taller than you. It was the large cement container. ...

Dear Peter Jennings, There are two girls in Minneapolis whose only goal is to make you happy. plinkotastic: peter jennings mor602: i love him mor602: i fucking LOVE him mor602: physically and emotionally mor602: no he isnt sexier than you mor602: but let me tell you something mor602: i would fry up a piece of fish for peter jennings mor602: ...

To the coworker who demanded to know why I wear all black so often: So I can sneak up and kill you the second the lights go out. Duh. Jenni