i’ve gotten love, i’ve gotten drunk, i’ve gotten beat up in that parking lot

Dudes, this RNC shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. (That song will now be in your head for a week. You’re welcome!) I dislike politics in an extreme way. I hate the marketing and the dumbing-down and the obscene amount of money that’s spent on convincing people to do things they don’t understand or care about anyway. I hate the rhetoric and ...

DIEGO

Meet my new car!! It’s a 2006 Pontiac GTO in BRAZEN ORANGE. 6-speed, V8, practically guaranteed to earn me some speeding tickets, but it’ll be worth it. (More pictures here!) Moondance was spectacular as always, and I can’t really explain things like Thomas Slade, the log who killed two dudes in prison, or the bobcat that sounded more like a ...

two bitches, one for each nut

I can’t stop giggling at my desk today, because I keep thinking of things we talked about this weekend. I seriously laughed so hard that my ribs ached the whole time. While camping at Brunet Island, we: went canoeing made a lot of awesome food over the fire had a dance party on a picnic table kept my perfect bocce ...