the whole and not the half of it

Feliz lunes, hombres. Jueves feels like a very long time ago! Here are some things that happened since then: Grumpy’s for the traditional pregame dinner. HOCKEY; in which our heroes won, and looked good doing so. Lyrics Born at Foundation: I love Lyrics Born, I love the preshow DJ, and I love Foundation. A lot. Day off. Best idea ever. ...

puffin-pantsfree = NOT awesome.

Feliz viernes, amigos. When last we spoke, I was headed broomball-shoppingward. I found very sexy shoes and my broom at Play It Again Sports, a store I hope to never have to return to, as it is staffed by third-string high school quarterbacks with some mysterious ball-scratching disease. I then went to Sports Authority in search of pads and cold-weather ...

The List

Dear Internet: I’m a habitual list-maker and rule-follower (my own rules, at least; I’m not so great with others’). So, as expected, I’m pretty into New Year’s resolutions. Here’s the list for 2003: 1. Pay off debt This one graduated from last year’s list. It’s going to happen this year. Really. 2. Do something good with the front yard No ...

Evil Empire

Dear Best Buy, I blame you. Not because you’re a crappy store, which you are, don’t get me wrong. Whenever I feel the need to be overcharged for second-rate electronics while receiving poor service from an unenthused teenage boy in a wrinkly blue polo shirt, your establishment is the first that comes to mind. No, I blame you because you ...