OK, LISTEN! I don’t want to instigate general panic and chaos, but this fact must be known: THERE IS A ZOMBIE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. I’m not sure what the effective range of a zombie is, so I can’t tell you for sure just how much of the Twin Cities is currently at risk. (I do know that we managed to ...

So, last night, we were talking about the holy ghost. No, shut up. I’d try to explain why we were talking about the holy ghost, but it’s none of your business, really, just be assured that it’s vaguely dirty. Theology did not figure greatly into my Valentine’s Eve. Anyway, when I was a kid, I was convinced that the holy ...

Happy Valentine’s Day, internetland! Twould likely not shock you too greatly, were I to assert that today is already the best day ever. (Speaking of which, Kaye keeps reminding me to register bestdayever.com, but it’s in that expired-limbo and I can’t, and also, it’s possible I may have far too many domains already.) Anyway, here are some reasons why! And ...

Welcome back! I have returned from the best weekend ever, as always. Friday, Matt and I celebrated three months with a very low-key and awesome evening consisting of dinner at Grumpy’s, then chillin’ on the couch with The Office and Survivor. YES, I watch tv sometimes now, holy crap, and I love both those shows a lot. Especially The Office. ...