hooray everything!

Dear Google, I cannot lie; I really like when you give me money. I do not like when I forget about this source of income on my taxes, but I understand these things balance out. I’m going to donate you to the 3day, dear Google. I think this is the right thing to do. Last night, Matt and I bought ...

insured.

Every six months, I get an envelope in the mail from Unum Life Insurance Company of America. It requests $24 for continuation of coverage. I know I signed up for this policy at some point in my life, I just have no earthly clue what it’s for. I could dig through my file cabinet and solve this mystery, but I ...

beer + boobs = win!

I am nerdy. I waited til today to go to the post office to get new stamps (now with more cents!) so I could get the exciting triangular ones. Not only am I novelty’s biggest fan, but it reminds me of my stamp collection when I was a little kid. Those triangular stamps, they were FASCINATING. I mean, they were ...

WHAT I’M SITTING BY THE FAN I CAN’T HEAR YOU

OH MAN. GUYS! I’M EXCITED. I just booked plane tickets for our cruise. This makes it totally official. No, I haven’t booked the cruise yet, shut up. It’s in January. However, I used frequent flyer miles for the plane tickets, and that made them free$20. SCORE. The cruise happens exactly a year from the day a bunch of us went ...