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Yes, indeedy. Tonight I waived my rights to: A trial to the court or to a jury; Be represented by counsel; Be presumed innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt; Confront and cross examine all prosecution witnesses; and Either remain silent or to testify for the defense. (Uh, cross-examine should be hyphenated, dudes.) It’s the ‘remain silent’ one I’ll ...

Good evening. I don’t know about you, but Charlton Heston has been and always will be my president. W can have my vote when he pries it out of my cold, dead hands. I think the biggest thing we learned from this election is that there’s one thing all Americans can agree on: apathy is something at which we excel. ...

Hello. This morning, I got up in the earliest of the am’s to go get in line to vote. I figured I’d get a jump on my democracy and still get to work early and make me some extra cash. But no! I walked in the school over on 64th and Sheridan, and in some vast administrative error, the entire ...

So. This has been the most amazingly-bad week in many moons. You may think it’s the ticket I got parking Captain American illegally out front of Luce, the one I haven’t gotten parking Chico illegally out front of Luce for two solid years, but that’s more fate having a laugh at me. Ain’t nothing compared to this. I had joked ...