chocolate mussolini

BULLETS ARE TASTY! Work has had me bleary-eyed all week. I am currently incapable of neatly-segueing paragraphture. I am, however, quite accomplished at reckless word-invention. Allow me to draw your attention to that box over there! –> I’m sure you totally missed it so far. So, I have less than $400 to raise to hit the $2,200 mark for the ...

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, dearest internetland. Man, it feels like I haven’t updated in forever. Which is always code for ‘I have a lot of typing to do, but I’m going to have to rush and maybe abbreviate some words’. Thursday I did not go to the working, but instead stayed home and was a whirlwind of productivity. I did everything ...

Me again! I want my hair to stay this color forever. The problem with red is that it’s constantly evolving, which is code for ‘turning blonde in the sun’. So first of all, I’m reallyREALLY in love with Edward now. He called yesterday to say my taxes are done. I calculated that I’d owe a couple thousand bucks, but he ...

Look! We done good!! Team Boobylicious raised almost $2,000 with the Valentine’s truffle fundraiser. Therefore, it’s time for shout-outs! To Shirliana, for letting us use her kitchen. There was chocolate everywhere. All over the counters, the floors, and smeared on the front of the refrigerator. I’d have had an aneurysm from the mess, but she was very calm about it. ...