SNORE

It’s 5:30pm and I’ve been dressed for half an hour. It was indeed that kind of party. I don’t think anybody expected the turnout we had last night. It’s seriously awesome to throw a party and realize that you don’t even know half the people who show up. Robert’s karaoke setup was incredible, and I’m pretty sure everybody had a ...

612×3

IT’S 612 PARTY DAY IT’S 612 PARTY DAY! Last night, we went out to the parents’ house to spend more time with them before Scott and family head home to Florida. Wendy joined us, and it was awesome despite the alarmingly terrible carryout from Green Mill. We sat around laughing for a long time, and then it was time to ...

preferred nomenclature

Dearest internet, here is the most important question facing Americans today. I think you need an account to vote, however. So, I have come to realize that Matt and I have conversations in our sleep. Instead of talking, we make grunting noises back and forth, and sometimes he giggles. Don’t tell him I told you, but that’s the cutest thing ...

fastest trip ever?

…and I’m back! I spent 28 hours on the way to or in the state of Michigan, and I’m very glad to be home. It was very nice to have the whole family together, though, and as funerals go, it was a very nice one. My grandma would’ve wholeheartedly approved of the party afterwards at her house, because it was ...