flush.

Ahoy, mateys.

I hate being able to smell my own deodorant. That freaks me out really bad.

Have a nice day!
Jenni

Oh wait! There’s more.

Yesterday we made huge progress at work. It’s been a frustrating bottleneck the past couple weeks, but we got through a lot and I was happy about it, even though there’s some attitude floating around these parts that’s a major downer. I even brought scones and muffins to cheer these people up, and no go. Oh well!

I prepared (read: scribbled) my taxes by hand and was pretty excited about the outcome. Yeah, it’s a ton of money, but I was prepared for that. It’s not as terrible as it could be, and I’m proud of myself. I figured it out, and I even planned it so I could fund my IRA for last year. The check’s in the mail today, and the rest of the money is sitting in my savings account til April 15. Like I’m gonna give it to them early? They’ll just blow it all on soda and dirty magazines.

The investment thing is huge. I haven’t been good at much other than the 401k in the past. Now that the taxes are dealt with, I want to get something else set up. I keep going back and forth between a Roth IRA, so I have two retirement accounts, or just a brokerage account with general investments. Between Scotty and me, you’ve never seen two people get so worked up about finances. Quicken is hot.

Next week is detoxing. Massage this weekend, then the detox: this means fruit, vegetables, nuts, seeds, legumes, and water. That’s it! Everything natural, nothing processed. I’ve gathered a couple recipes and was glad to realize I can eat homemade hummus, and also spaghetti squash. These will be my staples. Also, I’m down to a single shot of espresso in the morning, in preparation for no caffeine next week.

Notice there is no Luce in this plan? That’s why it only lasts a week!

And here for your my amusement: more funny search terms leading to this site.

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mussolini blog (hahaha)
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And today’s big winner:
suck my cock

And there it is! Later.
Jenni

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