twine.

God, I love this time of year in Minneapolis.

Monday, I was deep in the evil clutches of PMS all day, not wanting to talk to anyone, lest I end up throwing them through windows or under the wheels of moving vehicles. After work, I went right to Gigi’s, grabbed The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle from the back of Miguel, got myself an iced coffee, and sat in the sun for an hour, reading. After that, all homicidal urges had subsided.

Stephanie came over later, and we walked and walked, around Lake Harriet and half of Calhoun, and by the time I got home, I had returned to my normal state. Which is to say: I felt awesome again. The sun and the out-of-doors? They are the best therapy ever.

Yesterday, I was a working-fool (the weird thing about PMS is that it makes me insanely productive, probably due to my lack of interest in communicating), and then I went to lunch with Chele, who always makes me laugh so hard I cry. It was so gorgeous outside, creeping towards 85, and so painful to be inside working. The solution was obvious.

I met Cindi for coffee at Sebastian Joe’s, where we decided that the best possible thing we could do with our afternoon-off was to go see the world’s largest ball of twine in Darwin, Minnesota. I dare anyone to come up with a better idea than that.

We set off down highway 12, and quickly discovered that everything along the way RULED. Cindi fell in gas-station-lust with the heavily-tattooed guy behind the counter in Orono, and I fell in love with the fact that I could buy premium gas for less than $3/gallon out there. We passed miles of farm implements, camo ATVs, roadside taverns, and cute little towns, finally arriving in Darwin.

Darwin has one street (the aptly-named ‘First Street’), and it consists of a few houses, a post office, three bars (two of which are closed), and the twine ball with associated twine-ball museum. We pulled up in front of the twine ball and were standing there sending phone-pictures to the internet when an old guy pulled up in a pickup truck and asked if we wanted to go inside to see it. Well, DUH.

It turns out he was the twinekeeper! He unlocked the pagoda, and we went inside. I don’t think I’ll ever forget the smell of the giant twine ball (a good smell, don’t worry). We even got to touch it; he just told us to not tug on it. After that, he unlocked the twine ball museum, and took us on a tour. We bought souvenirs (to include shotglasses, hell yes) and toured the place, which was basically a completely random collection of anything related to the town’s history. The guy had a funny mix of enthusiasm and mockery: he told us the town was very proud of its baseball heritage, because they won a state tournament in the 1930s. We loved him.

We stopped at the post office to get postcard stamps, then headed across the street to Bob’s Country Bunker Saloon. There were two guys at the far end of the bar, and the place was done up in true hick fashion. We considered what it would take to transport the whole place to Uptown, where it would be the most popular ironic hangout ever, and we would be instantaneously rich. They had Bud, Bud Light, and MGD on tap. They had Bud, Bud Light, MGD, MGD Light, Coors Light, and a few similar others in bottles. Oh, and Corona. It was really, really hard not to laugh. We got a Budweiser. And fried mushrooms and onion rings. Judge Judy was on TV.

We sat there and wrote postcards to the folks back home (you know, 60 miles to the east), and giggled at the stuff hanging on the walls. I bought $5 in pulltabs, and Cindi became an instant gambling addict. We decided we HAD to return for Twine-Ball Days in August. Or else.

We headed back to Minneapolis. Miguel hit 1,000 miles along the way! We arrived back in the cities with crazy hair from the sunroof; Cindi had a white diagonal stripe on her otherwise bright-pink chest from the seatbelt. We stopped at Trader Joe’s, then had the great idea of alerting everyone about evening-plans via Dodgeball. We stopped at my place to fix our hair and let the cats know I was still alive, and then headed to Suzi’s for tiki drinks and pizza.

We were met by Peter and Amber, then Jon, then SJ and Jumi. We were there until close to midnight, being generally raucous and very, very amusing, at least to ourselves. The weather was perfect; I could’ve sat out there all night. This time of year, it’s hard to even sleep for wanting to be outside all the time.

Tonight I must take care of important issues regarding my laundry and dishes; since I won’t be around in the evening tomorrow or Friday, I should probably make sure tonight that I’ll have clothes to wear in Florida. Also, I’m very very excited that my sister made an offer on a house yesterday! Fingers crossed for her.

I will hopefully have time to say hi to you again before I leave town, but if not, count on me having an awesome tan when I return.

Jenni

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