I’m going to give a prize to whoever* can identify what these items are. No, I don’t know what the prize is yet. That’s asking a lot from someone about to embark on a 4-day weekend. I’ll consult my brain when I return.
200 pound man eating clam
a solid bulwark for sustenance of life
bikini shaving experts
bye-bye disco time
carrot porn
cause i’m a motherfuckin p-i-m-p
dave hakstol is an asshole
defenestration
dickhead inside
D to the E to the LICIOUS
hughugkisskiss
i am going to hell
i have a black crayon, i’ll draw matt
missing penis
nad mashing
proof giving us free shit works
real gusto in a great light beer
scorched douchebags
the path leads to the couch
two bitches, one for each nut
*Matt and Wendy may be exempt from this contest, because I suspect they’ll know. I’ll give them prizes anyway for being awesome.
So these are either drinks for your draft party or trivia team names. Or you are making me a mixtape of DJ Assault songs, which, dude, I already got that as an Xmas gift.
wrong, but both of those are excellent ideas.
and i’m making you volume II of that mixtape.
Looks like entries from Toastblog.
nope! but i love you for remembering toastblog.