RAP WON’T SAVE YOU

Oh man, it’s been a while since I’ve stopped back here. In the past week plus, I’ve been to a Twins game (and watched many more on TV), got a haircut, went bowling twice, got the beginnings of a sinus infection and treated it fast enough to make it disappear, grilled and played Guitar Hero at Ryan’s with Doran accompanying ...

i do miss sweepy a little.

I have returned from the Breast Cancer 3-Day! Did you behave while I was gone? As always, the 3day was amazing. I laughed harder than ever, I cried regularly, and I wanted to die a little every time our alarm went off at 4am. I paid my yearly visit to a shower stall inside a semi trailer, to the giant ...

ridin with the boob krewe!

MY PANTS ARE TOO BIG THEY KEEP FALLING DOWN. Oh, yes, I could wear a belt. Or I could come here and type about it. So… man, there’s been a lot since the last time I was here. I always say that. I will continue to say that until the end of the internet, which, based on the current economy, ...

butt ketosis

DOLLA DOLLA BILL, Y’ALL I’ve had that in my head since I had a dollar roll for lunch. Yep. And I meant to come write a substantial, very deeply-meaningful post, but then it got too close to weekend-time. And I’m lying about that ‘deeply-meaningful’ part anyway. This week, I’ve been to Klein’s for Monday Night Football and Pete’s Very Special ...