Walking to work this morning, I saw a man toting a rifle case. I was only slightly more reassured when he entered the building with the supersecret garage containing the SWAT team vehicles. Wendy and I arranged our seats on the flight back from the cruise earlier today. It’s important that all three of us are seated together so that ...

This has been the best weekend for chillaxation ever. Yesterday, we left the house only to watch hockey at Lyle’s (we don’t need to talk about that, really, except to concede that CC does have a hell of a goalie), then watched Anchorman because it didn’t require much thinking. Today has been football, futbol, The Office (holy crap, it’s depressing ...

It’s 5:30pm and I’ve been dressed for half an hour. It was indeed that kind of party. I don’t think anybody expected the turnout we had last night. It’s seriously awesome to throw a party and realize that you don’t even know half the people who show up. Robert’s karaoke setup was incredible, and I’m pretty sure everybody had a ...

IT’S 612 PARTY DAY IT’S 612 PARTY DAY! Last night, we went out to the parents’ house to spend more time with them before Scott and family head home to Florida. Wendy joined us, and it was awesome despite the alarmingly terrible carryout from Green Mill. We sat around laughing for a long time, and then it was time to ...