Welcome back! I have returned from the best weekend ever, as always. Friday, Matt and I celebrated three months with a very low-key and awesome evening consisting of dinner at Grumpy’s, then chillin’ on the couch with The Office and Survivor. YES, I watch tv sometimes now, holy crap, and I love both those shows a lot. Especially The Office. ...

Happy Friday! This week was surprisingly short. The mas exciting recap, with square bullets to indicate super-excitingness: Tuesday was fightingknitting, during which I rushed like a crazyperson on the non-squid Valentine’s Day project, as I have limited opportunity to work on it. It is fantastic. I am very excited. Wednesday night was photography class, where I was all proud of ...

Those of you not from these parts are probably unfamiliar with skyways. I shall attempt to explain. Picture yourself in a mall. Not just any mall, but a mall that’s 90% food court. A mostly-food-court mall that’s not spacious, but more of a tunnel lined with shops and mysterious doorways. A mostly-food-court narrow-tube mall that spans eighty blocks, from which ...

OH SWEET JESUS IT’S BEEN YEARS SINCE I POSTED. YEARS. So! Last Thursday at broomball. I had a kind of sore/limping thing going on with my hip earlier in the week, which may or may not have been sex-related, depending on whether the reader is my mom or not. I was fine playing defense for a good 45 seconds or ...