OK! I take a lot of shit for my paranoid fears. I think I’ve mentioned here before that now that fear #1 has come to pass (losing my job), the second on the list had taken its place: getting pregnant. See, I had this theory that I was so damn fertile that the laws of physics and birth control were ...

Oh, hey. I’ve been meaning to mention this, but things have been crazy around here. I’ll try to keep it short. See ‘The Fog of War‘. Here are the 11 lessons. I scribbled them down in the dark of the Lagoon Theatre just for you. Well, me. But I’m in a sharing mood. Empathize with your enemy. Rationality will not ...

Dear Friends, I made a hat! For Alex, because he’s going to Canada. Being from Miami, he’s woefully hatless and unprepared, just like when he arrived in Minneapolis wearing only Bermuda shorts and Oakleys. Admire it, please. It’s not really that green-and-pink in person, or as pointy. It’s cute, I swear. Unlike the scarves I made, which when people inquire ...

Alright. Let me be the first to admit that this is one of those ‘hate what you fear becoming’ kinda things. I knew when I signed up for knitting class that I’d be spending time with a particular group of people with whom I had little in common. I see the knitting ladies at the coffeeshop all the time, so ...