today is the best day ever, until tomorrow. 2

In the bathroom, where I try to do all my important thinking, I realized that I have tattoo-based habits. Like the fact that I roll up my sleeves without even thinking about it, or that I prefer wearing v-necks. I wonder if that’s weird. Last night was bowling. I was below my average, mostly because I managed to have really ...

ow. 3

Dudes. My face hurts. I’m trying to avoid being sick, or perhaps acknowledging that I’m getting sick, which means I’m sitting at my desk trying to not put my head down, or I may not get up again. YUCK. Anyway, I’ll make this quick. Friday, Matt and I joined twenty-some other people at Elsie’s for the fifth edition of the ...

the nuts.

Hope your weekend looks a lot like that. Bowling leagues started up again last night. My average is now 118, which means I’m setting the bar far too high. But it’s still kind of exciting, since I was never much for achieving triple digits. Tonight there will be more bowling, for the hotly-contested Zod Cup. Twenty-four of us will converge ...

karl is king. he will never kneel before you.

Here is what I learned at the gym yesterday: do not read a book that will make you cry while you’re riding the bike. Holding back tears will make your throat hurt and your heart pound and all you’ll have to turn to for distraction is Oprah talking about why god does bad things to good people. And then you’ll ...